dolphin conversion therapy

To commit suicide with a firearm fired upwards through the roof of ones own mouth. Thus giving yourself a Dolphin-esque blowhole on the top of your head.

1. Kurt Cobain did so much China White he decided to give himself a bit of the ol’ Dolphin Conversion Therapy.

by MitchDoyle13 June 26, 2019

Respiratory therapist

a health care worker that helps people with breathing problems

If you can't breath, you should go see a Respiratory Therapist!!

by JennOwens August 11, 2008

paper therapy

Counting your money to feel successful, satisfied, or relaxed.

Young Jeezy in "I'm So Paid":

"I used to get bored, count twenties for practice.

Paper therapy, we let the money relax us."

by justwannasaythat July 21, 2009

Therapist

word often mistaken as 'the rapist' by Sean Connery when playing celebrity jeopardy.

I'll take the rapist for 500

by Chase C June 6, 2005

Retail Therapy

The act of shopping as an outlet for frustration and a reliever of stress.

Juju's Retail Therapy session went quite well; she visited the local Sephora for her fix of new eyeshadows, as well as the jewelry cart for a pair of new obnoxious but cute earrings. Nothing beats spending money to forget about your troubles.

by Princess Juju Bunnie February 19, 2004

Theramind

Never mind. Short form is Thera.

Person 1: *mumbles*
Person 2: "What did you say?"
Person 1: "Theramind."

by Cutebabys Artine August 5, 2009

finger therapy

Slang for giving someone the finger and the immediate healing this physical and emotional release provides.

I knew that we were definitely done as I heard him yelling at me again so I gave myself a much-needed dose of good ol’ finger therapy!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2020