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Saving lives on the daily 

That feeling when you are so overwhelmed with joy and as if you are just saving people's lives on the daily.
Parker: This fish is about to die!

Teacher: Put it in water quick!
*Parker saves fishes life*
Parker: SAVING LIVES ON THE DAILY

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily Infinite 

Stop eating big nate ...
Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily infinite

The Daily Doily

Whatz da tabloids goda say in The Daily Doily today hey?

hitting the bong on the daily 

When the lower class have problems they, they turn to drugs to encourage their denial.
L: So Tom when are you gonna pay your rent?

T: Yo dawg I aint got time, I'm so busy hitting the bong on the daily that I haven't even found time to wipe my filthy asshole, let alone pay the rent.

L: damn, u a nasty bitch.

the daily show

A show that used to be great. Jon Stewart was always funny, and it had Stephen Colbert as a field reporter. Then, Colbert left and The Daily Show got way too serious. Instead of clever written jokes, Stewart resorted to saying Bush is stupid a million different ways. The show is occasionally funny, just not as good as it used to be. Also, there are people who watch this to get their real news. If you watch it as a comedy program, that's fine(even though it isn't as funny anymore.) If you watch this show to get your news and opinions on things, you should be shot.
The Daily Show used to be great but now it is just average. The Colbert Report is much funnier, watch that.
the daily show by stevedawg13 August 4, 2006