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substandard; below a satisfactory standard
Luke: Hey, this newspaper is thedaily.
Aaron: Yeah, it sucks alright.
by the omniscient October 21, 2004
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Reference to one’s regular, daily bowel movement.
I’ll be back. Need to take the daily.

Went to take the daily. It was a little wet.

Like a German train schedule, the daily is right on time. Back shortly.
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by Eaton Holgoode May 07, 2018
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Apple and Rupert Murdoch's botched attempt at trying to make you pay for news. While filled with cool iPad effects, the novelty wears off quickly when you realize the articles are crap.
I read The Daily once, it was crap. Nothing of substance that I couldn't get for free elsewhere, and without spending $500.
by forever__alone February 02, 2011
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