the chilly willy effect

The mind's inability to accept the impossible in fiction.

"There's NO WAY that LITTLE PENGUIN can stomp that HUGE DOG into that TINY CAN! NO WAY!!!" exclaimed Connor (patient zero of the Chilly Willy Effect)

by Organboy November 4, 2013

Willy The Pornstar

Willy the pornstar

I watched Willy the pornstar - he was my favourite pornstar of all time

by naMhteiK98 March 7, 2017

The Wand/Willy Game

when your reading harry potter out loud and everyone gets bored, so you spice it up by saying willy instead of wand everytime its mentioned :D

Harry took the willy. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the willy above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework...

"I'm bored, shall we play The Wand/Willy Game?"

"Dude, best wand/willy game EVER!"

by LottieMoor June 12, 2012

Lily Has A Willy The Size Of Caerphilly

a popular phrase used by the good people of Cardiff.
invented by the one and only hattie hardass and is now used often to describe a ginger best friend.
now has become a worldwide facebook group, please join.

sounds best when said in a rhythmic tone.
eg ' LILY HAS A WILLY THE SIZE OF CAERPHILLY AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO OO OO OO OO!'

Lily Hattie

by Hattie Hardass May 1, 2010

Willy the Wigger

A not-so-ghetto white boy who tries hard to act black but fails to do so. Thus getting the crap beaten out of him by actuall gangsters. Usually has a speech impendament. Has glasses that don't break when stepped upon(lucky for him).

Willy the Wigger was acting so dumb in 6th hr that Preston had to rack him.

by Hells_Guardian June 17, 2006

willy the one eyes jungle worm

The largest cockasourus know to man who only ate baby's feet. It was known to swallow women whole to in pregnant them. It was always horny.

For example a tall man walkin down the street who sees a women drags her Into a ditch and rapes her will be called "willy the one eyes jungle worm"

by Jim's girl <3 February 4, 2014

The Wet Willy

The act of removing a penis from one vagina and inserting into a second vagina without cleansing the penis.

Cole said Laura would come first, but Princess Laya would get the wet willy.

by B-Lee009 April 23, 2018