Sexiest Man in the Universe

His name is George, he has hints of red in his hair when he’s under the sun, and he is a giraffe. He is totally unaware of how amazing and sexy he is, but that just makes him 10x sexier. He has the most soothing, sexy voice. And he is perfect. In Alpaca’s eyes. Rumour has it he is taken so all the girls should not even try.

Oh look he’s the sexiest man in the universe it must be Spider Giraffe.

Sexiest Man in the Universe by Cow_fr July 6, 2025

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E.t is an alien and he is kind of spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy

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E.t is an alien and he is kind of spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy

E.t is an alien and he is kind of spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy by absdfg June 12, 2024

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Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.

Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.