Guy1: DUDE!!!... I was with this haggard bitch last night and she asked me to "kentucky slugger" her!! HA HA HA
Guy2: WHAT!?!?!? Whata whore!!! HA HA HA!!... Did you??
Guy1: FUCK YEAH!!!!
Guy2: WHAT!?!?!? Whata whore!!! HA HA HA!!... Did you??
Guy1: FUCK YEAH!!!!
by fuglytattoosonmyface July 26, 2009
Perhaps the most famous brand of baseball bat in the world. Beloved among office drones for that scene in Office Space when the three heroes take their infamously misfiring printer out into a field and bash it apart with said bat.
To beat the holy hell out of someone or something with a Lousiville Slugger (or any kind of bat) is "to go Louisville" on them/it. Example:
"Christ, did you see them go Louisville on that printer?"
"Christ, did you see them go Louisville on that printer?"
by Scott Lanway October 14, 2004
by Melb gen February 25, 2020
A wooden, classic baseball bat with a large iron (preferably rusty) nail protruding from the barrel of the bat. The barrel of the bat is usually the thicker end of the bat.
by L-to the-O-to the-L September 15, 2010
poo-ee-ville slugger. The act of shitting into a sock and then slapping it across a womans face during sex.
The bitch was complaining that I was humging her too hard from behind, so I gave her the pooiville slugger.
by soused April 04, 2007
by Nora O'Shaughnessy September 13, 2005
Someone of middle-eastern origin (not always affiliated with Islam) who uses their sand sleaze to score a perfect six at a party. Often wears a silk/satin shirt
by reallifedefz May 17, 2016