Announcing that oneself is "woke" actually makes him / her less woke. The more that one self-proclaims "woke-ness" the less woke that person is in reality. This is the essence of the "woke scale," which is represented mathematically as follows:
Level of Woke = 1 - (Self Proclaimed Woke Level)
Level of Woke = 1 - (Self Proclaimed Woke Level)
Stacy: "Wow guys, I am so woke it is crazy."
Stacy's Friends: "Stacy clearly isn't that woke. According to the woke scale, I think her woke level just dropped to 3%"
Stacy's Friends: "Stacy clearly isn't that woke. According to the woke scale, I think her woke level just dropped to 3%"
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man i was trippin 12.5 balls on the ball scale of trippyness last night after dropping two of those new acid tabs
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Human male masturbation; so called because stroking the erect penis resembles, albeit tenuously, the action of removing scales from a game fish in preparation for cooking
Dude, that stripper gave me blue balls. I'm going in the crapper to think about her and scale the bass, then calling it a night.
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A way of rating a "that's what she said" joke on a scale from one through three. Level one being the easiest and three being the hardest. A level one is very easy to make, and doesnt require much thought be put into it. A level two is when someone says something that requires some thought and imagination to make it seem sexual. Level three is just a level two, but in front of a large audience.
A way of rating a "that's what she said" joke on a scale from one through three. Level one being the easiest and three being the hardest. A level one is very easy to make, and doesnt require much thought be put into it. A level two is when someone says something that requires some thought and imagination to make it seem sexual. Level three is just a level two, but in front of a large audience.
I dont know why, i havent changed anything, but it's just getting bigger and bigger lately
Thats a level one on the Riddle Scale if ive ever heard one
Thats a level one on the Riddle Scale if ive ever heard one
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Yo man I'm on cloud 8 , oh dude your at 80 snoop's
Bro let's get to cloud 10 aka 100 snoop's
Definition:Meaning how high a person is or how high they want to get aka the snoop scale
Bro let's get to cloud 10 aka 100 snoop's
Definition:Meaning how high a person is or how high they want to get aka the snoop scale
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