Letter to the President 

To wipe one's ass maximizing the amount of poop on the tissue.

That bturd turned into a bchad. I had to write a letter to the President to get rid of it.

Letter to the President by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010

Bullet hit the president 

When a great leader suddenly dies.

The country turned to ruins as soon as the bullet hit the president.

Bullet hit the president by Conservatives fucking suck November 10, 2003

Met The President 

To shit your pants during an important event such as when Al Roker was meeting the president.

Did you hear that Kevin met the president on his date last night?

Met The President by ebMusicMan84 January 16, 2013

confirming with the president 

having a wank, using just the one hand

i decided to confirm with the president after finding this picture of your mother

confirming with the president by Js May 13, 2005

protect the president 

A fun school game usually played at break time (recess). The game was that you and a bunch of friends were split into two teams, one being the the security squad and the others being the people trying to capture the president. One person was randomly picked to be the president and the security squad had to escort the president from location A to location B whist ensuring the capturers weren't able to get the president and take him to a different location. Any and all physical violence is permitted to protect or capture the president.

Security Squad: Follow us mr president, make sure the president doesn't get captured and taken to the football pitch.

Capturers: We gotta take out the security squad all at the same time and take the president to the football pitch.

Protect the president : A game for lunch time or break.

protect the president by Vinster_BulletClub4Life_ March 12, 2017

If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there. 

OK, so, you going to bring him back then. You're not the president that just does whatever, therefore, you're not going to just leave him there. I mean, AFTER you make those fucking tech retards pay me but yeah. That is what the words you said meant just there.

Trump "If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there."

Hym "Ok... You see how you're trying to just leave him there, right? Like, you're claiming you're not the guy and then you are doing the thing that is commensurate with being the guy... So, bring him back. Pay me first AND NOT UNTIL but... There you go! You said you'd do the thing."

If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there. by Hym Iam April 30, 2025

the Un President 

A nickname for the 45th U.S. President, suggesting he’s not an actual president but just a guy who loves Kim Jong Un.

The Un President came to the Korean DMZ and gently cupped the balls of the North Korean Dictator.

the Un President by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2019