Lindsay Lohan

A talented actress, lousy singer who was once very beautiful, but now is skinny and nasty with dried-up blonde hair that looks like the bristles on a broom. Once idolized Paris Hilton, but now hates her for stealing Mary-Kate's "man". A stupid whore that I used to like until she got a big head after starring in "Freaky Friday".

Bouncer: "You can't get in the club"

Lindsay:"Do you KNOW who I am??!!!" I'm Lindsay Lohan from "Freaky Friday"!!

by fags-in-the-shower April 9, 2006

Lindsay Lohan

A cute talented actress but bad singer who is nice but shows a lil bit too much of her body that needs to get a few pounds back on it.

You need to eat or you'll turn into a Lindsay.

by xcookiex July 28, 2005

Lindsay Lohan

A cute and talented young actress that could have been a good role model for girls, but instead decided to ruin her career with excessive partying.
So tragic.
Let this be a lesson to aspiring young actresses everywhere. If you want to be taken seriously as an actress, stay out of the tabloids.

She had such potential, but turned out to be another Lindsay Lohan.

by crystal waters September 26, 2006

Lindsay Lohan

A walkin', talkin', stick figure disgrace to women everywhere, who can't sing nor act and who's boobs are bigger than her career.

Lindsay Lohan is a perfect example of an anorexic 'supposed to be a celeb' Paris Hilton, mixed with a Pamela Anderson/Jessica Simpson whos boobs are bigger than their career.

"My mom says if I ever try to be Lindsay Lohan, she'll kick me out of the house for being an anorexic whore."

by Mollika July 16, 2008

lindsay lohans

A large pair of breasts on a woman. Comes from the fact that Lindsay Lohan has large boobs.

"Damn. She's got big lindsay lohans. And she's my girlfriend. Titfucking, here I come!"

by AJAW December 31, 2004

lindsay lohan

ugly stupid bitch that can't sing or do anything else except have breast enlargements

that girl is such a lindsay lohan....urgh...

by lindsay hater April 14, 2005

Lindsay Lohan

(n) Alcoholic beverage.

A red-headed slut with a splash of coke.

- 1 part peach schnapps
- 1 part Jagermeister
- 1/2 part cranberry juice
- 1/2 part Cola

Patron: Let me get a Lindsay Lohan.
Bartender: Yeah right...
Patron: Its a red-headed slut with a splash of coke.

by dcbarlove January 12, 2009