Carlos the Jacker 

Carlos the Jacker is a renowned European terrorist who jacks off on his victims or their stuff.

The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".

"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.

Carlos the Jacker by scodder April 30, 2010

The JACKSTR™️ 

A person who will skull fuck your mind until your brain explodes and you bleed out. This sexy motherfucker gets all the ladies and just when you think you’ve gotten rid of em, he’ll come back, fuck your bitch, and mind fuck you. He has the hugest dick ever, but is to humble to admit it. He can kick anybody’s ass, and believe me, he will kick anybody’s ass.

Chaz: “Oh shit, here comes The JACKSTR™️! I hope he doesn’t mind fuck me!”
Dudley: “FUCK HE’S SKULL FUCKING MY BRAINS OUT!”
Chaz: “Is that my girlfriend? WHY IS SHE SUCKING HIS COCK?! AND WHY IS IT SO HUGE?!”

The JACKSTR™️ by The JACKSTR™️ September 7, 2019

The Jackel 

An infamous criminal from Mexico. He is referred to as a "Jackal" because of his slickness and speed. Though, he was supposedly killed in a duel in 1902.

"Oh, The Jackel. He was quite the trouble." -Mexican Officer 1897

The Jackel by TeJaquel April 8, 2022

the autozone jackstands 

When you drive up on the curb in the parking lot of an auto parts store so you can get under the car.

I bought the oil filter, drove my truck up on the autozone jackstands, and changed it right there in the parking lot.

the autozone jackstands by Sadie Enward Jr. November 10, 2021

Jacked to the Tits 

That moment you realise you're about to make a huge payoff just before the world burns.

Are you jacked? I'm jacked to the tits! TO THE TITS!

Jacked to the Tits by Nick, yeah? September 11, 2019

Jacked To The Tits 

When someone is jacked to the tits, they are typically batshit crazy on whatever assets or positions they have. Or, they have an incomprehensible amount of somthing that shouldent be possible.

For example,

Kevins credit card is Jacked To The Tits

Or,

Jamie is Jacked To The Tits on Red Bull

Jacked To The Tits by BounceBirage March 3, 2022

jacked to the bone 

The act of being so overly joyed that it sends shivers down your spine, which is made of bones.

Yeah, dude, I was so jacked to the bone when he called me up. It was awesome.

jacked to the bone by al (: February 25, 2009