With the freeze come the angry Chinese

Comical, though unintentionally derogatory, phrase used in northern Minnesota during the cold season, especially towards Asian-American women.

After a squabble with a woman in the grocery store, the man exclaimed under his breath, “with the freeze come the angry Chinese!”

by Julian_kissme November 17, 2025

freeze the cheese

Act of holding in a fart; not cutting the cheese.

Remember to always be polite and freeze the cheese in elevators.

I was on a date with a hot chik and right when things got intense I had to blow some wind, but luckily instead I froze the cheese.

by anna1dee May 12, 2010

Freeze the water

The exact opposite of "break the ice."

Making the situation awkwaaaaaaaaaard...

Wow Jerry, way to freeze the water!

That ice breaker was more of a water freezer...

by Young-Hov June 28, 2011

Freeze the Monkey

Verb | To have sex with a Snowman.

(Original definition by a YouTuber named "CaptainSauce")

"Hey Amy, did you hear that Kevin said he would Freeze the Monkey last night?"
"Yeah, Emma! Kevin is such an idiot sometimes!"

by RandomMoron February 22, 2020

freeze the monkey

Banging a snowman

When its winter i like to make a snowmen to freeze the monkey

by ILoveEcchiAnime August 10, 2019

The Brain Freeze Challenge

The Brain Freeze Challenge. One of the best and funniest challenges. Sit in a bloody freezing cold bath tub and answer questions until you get one correct. Created by Caspar Lee. You should go sub to his youtube channel: Caspar Lee. Yeah i just watched his new vid with Eva and came to make this Wiki page. Follow me on ig: julia.zanchetta

LOVE YOU CASPARRR

" Have you seen Caspar's new vid? It's The Brain Freeze Challenge again but with MyLifeAsEva this time!"

by Julia_zanch September 13, 2016

freeze the tortoise

To stop a conversation, because a) someone has said something incredibly awkward and/or disturbing or b) the conversation is inevitably leading that way.

When Mikey told me to "guard my carnal treasure" it really froze the tortoise.

by The Bard of Anon May 18, 2005