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the french peepers

When one guy watches girls from afar with binoculars while his buddy jerks him off
two guys doing this is how I came up with the "french" part. the peeper being the whole using binoculars to watch girls at the pool and not being about to jerk it without loosing you line of sight. making said guys the french peepers.
by ctr13 July 10, 2009
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The French Gambet (gahm-BAY)

It's a very classy skewering of the anus in such a way that it represents an expression of property. It is a sodomy using not penile insertion, but instead, each gambet giver has their own totem. And they design the totems personally, increasing in glamour, decoration, and detail as affluence grows with the holder of the totem.

The Gambet actually started in French Colonized Africa by the natives in The 18th Century. It was discovered by the French Colonizers and word spread quickly to France and the trend grew quickly in the bourgeoise and elites in France.
François: "Hey, baby. Would you like to see my totem?!"
Zoë: "The French Gambet (gahm-BAY) ?! That's a big step!"
François: "I know, baby. I know."
by SuperKryssie June 9, 2013
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The French Connection

The art of inserting two fingers into a female anus and piercing the membrane through to her vaginal passage. Once this has been completed, the male partner inserts his erect phallus into the anus, and continuing through the previously created route into the vagina. This should only ever attempted with full consent from both parties.
"Bitch was such a freak, she even suggested we try the French Connection."

"It's the third time this week I've been to the hospital, Pete keeps insisting we do the French Connection."
by OxfordBikeTheif#1 January 8, 2012
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the french stranger

When a girl is giving a blowjob whilst cupping the testicles, and without warning works a pinky into the backdoor.
Guy 1: yeah this girl gave the best head last night, knew all the moves.
Guy 2: really? What she do?
Guy 1: oh you know, licking the head, deep throat, ... the French stranger..
Guy 2: she what??
Guy 1: nothing.
by Candy Dots November 16, 2013
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The French onion

The French onion is when you fuck your girl while she is taking a dump
We went the restrraunt and had French onion soup , when we got home , we did the French onion.
by Poppoppoppop November 6, 2017
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The French Underside Childmaker

A sexual act in which a male picks a female up, shoves them into a ceiling fan, and proceeds to fuck them, wether if they are dead or not.
I just did The French Underside Childmaker to your mom!
by SirSnyder February 1, 2020
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The French Revolution

A period of culinary prosperity, when the Bagguet was created.
Wow, that's a nice Bagguet.
Yup, it's here since The French Revolution.
So it's a 300 year old Bagguet?
Yup.
*chokes*
by Fishparti November 22, 2021
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