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Pooping with the door open 

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An act of complete and utter superiority, usually preformed by the bravest people and Alphas.
Guy 1: Aw man, Jason is pooping with the door open again
Guy 2: What a fucking god
Pooping with the door open by ToteYote November 16, 2020
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If you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door

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If you make a controversial statement, it is best you have the evidence to support it.
Mark: I'm thinking of telling Evgeny that Communism is overrated
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!
If you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door by Hoonta January 27, 2012
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hit the door 

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A slang term used to tell some one to leave. Normally used in an argument or disagreement of some sort.
Fool if you ain't wit it then why don't you just hit the door.
hit the door by DayVuhd February 2, 2007
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pissing with the door open 

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Laying all cards on the table; having nothing to hide and no false pretence of dignity.
"You think that used car's more complicated than it is. I tell you it's a good deal, with no strings attached. The salesman's pissing with the door open!"
pissing with the door open by MC Knockout September 20, 2006
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Read the Door 

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Its like "the door is right there, leave now" and "read the room" together. So just read the room and leave.
Person 1:"I didn't do anything to her other than say her dress looked like a Hefty's garbage bag, everyone did give me a nasty look once she left the room crying though."

Person 2:"Read the Door."

credits go to yasmine (cyladasia)
Read the Door by Property_y November 5, 2020
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Jumpers in the door 

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U.S. Army Airborne slang for the phenomenon in which one has to shit so badly it could blow at any moment.

Having 'Jumpers in the door' is an emergency situation usually characterized by a frantic race to the toilet, and in which if a bathroom facility is not located immediately a huge mess in one's underwear could occur.

The actual phrase is coined after a chalk of U.S. Army paratroopers awaiting the green light during an Airborne operation, so they may exit the aircraft -- particularly the number 1 jumper who is waiting directly in front of the door for the light to change.

The civilian equivalent of this expression are, Turtlehead poking our, or TTF - Turd Touching Fabric
Dude #1, "Hey man, why are you walking like that? Where are you going in such a hurry??"

Dude #2, "Can't talk right now bro, got Jumpers in the door.."
Jumpers in the door by ABN_PMPN505 November 22, 2011
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