burping the chair

When a person farts into a particularly soft chair, and the repeat process of getting up and sitting down produces a recreation of the original fart.

The smell of stagnant turds made me realize I was just burping the chair.

by CJStrizzle October 22, 2006

burpin' the worm

to masterbate, love ones self please the lower torso

Guy 1" he be burpin' the worm"
Guy2 "Heh heh"

by Connor Z April 28, 2005

burns the carpet

A person who walks quickly without picking up their feet.

'Gee, will you look at Zoran walking to the printing machine, that guy really burns the carpet.'

by ShowBag April 24, 2009

burping the chair

Pushing your ass down repeatedly into the cushin of a chair after farting into it repeatedly.

Dickbob thought it was safe to come back into the room, but I was burping the chair and chased his ass back out.

by Jim Koury October 22, 2006

Burp the Slob

Masturbation, Jerking off

With the wife away for a few hours, I decided to watch some porn and Burp the Slob.

by Van Stevens June 10, 2012

burp the worm

the act of masturbation

*hot girl walks by* "sorry fellas, I gotta head upstairs, time to burp the worm" </british accent>

by Sir Jimbo May 29, 2008

burpin' the baby

A term for male masturbation

"Quit burpin' the baby and answer the phone"

by Amy January 13, 2005