Sharpening The Blade

The process of hitting on a girl you'd like to fuck, but can't because you have a girlfriend. This technique allows you to stay sharp when said relationship is terminated.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I saw you going to lunch with that girl from accounting. You gonna smash that?

Guy 2: Nah, just Sharpening The Blade cause I won't cheat on my girlfriend.

Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: I know.

by Tasty Gooch May 7, 2015

The Blade

nickname from George W. Bush for WH Budget Director, Indiana Governor, and Purdue University President Mitch Daniels

The Blade got married twice and convicted of a crime.

by Coop Dupe December 17, 2019

the blade

Only one is The Blade, and that is me.

Holy Shit, that guy aint no ordinary blade, he is THE blade.

by Jack April 20, 2005

The Blazer

When a girl drives your car around while she is topless and you suck on her titties

I heard Ben and some girl did The Blazer in his trailblazer for 20 minutes the other day

by Disgunnabegood July 7, 2016

The Blade Master

An unknown serial killer who killed 3 women in Scotland in 1972, with his famous weapon the katana.

Hey bro have you heard of The Blade Master?
No I haven't but I heard it isn't Stan.
So you're saying that Stan isn't the legendary Blade Master?
Yes he isn't and it's important for you to know this, so you won't be misinformed.
Ah thank bro.

by wokka22 April 7, 2021

The blade

An place or area, such as a street, where prostitutes/lot lizards frequent (work). Also known as a "track."

LA Prostitute: "I just got a text from someone asking if we know anyone that's under 16..."
Client: "Why??"
LA: "Because they wanna fuck a minor! There's a lot of weirdos you find out here... white men especially. I dont know why they have these weird fetishes."
Client: "Yeah that's fucking weird."
LA: "Yeah, but we kick minors off the blade."

by InvaderTaylor September 6, 2023

Smudge The Blades

Taking sweetgrass or sage to smudge your hockey stick, hockey skates and the rest of your hockey equipment before you step onto the ice, your asking for protection and also goals from the deadly spirit that is watching over you. It is also the brand name of a deadly Indigenous hockey clothing line from Alberta and Saskatchewan!

“Smudge The Blades is the only way I can snipe 3 goals per game, it helps me play hockey better”

Hockey player 1 - “Holy that’s a deadly hoodie, where did you get it from?”

Hockey player 2- “Smudge The Blades bro”

by Smudge The Blades November 25, 2021