The Birds and The Bees

A kid-friendly way to explain the concept of sexual intercourse. In earlier times, people were embarassed to let alone tell children about sex. With newfound knowledge, they use Mother Nature to explain, so kids know that it is less creepy from the get go.
EVERYONE READING THIS. Watch Carpet Diem (an episode of Gravity Falls). It has a Birds and Bees talk in it, and it is one of the most funniest scenes of any show EVER! Another one on that list has to be an episode of Samurai Champloo, called Bogus Booty. You should watch that too.

As you can probably tell, I watch a LOT of Anime, so there are many more scenes from them in the previously mentioned list.

Bob: Ever hear of The Birds and The Bees?
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The Birds and The Bees

used as a way of easy parenting. if you are using it, you are either:

a stressed middle-aged parent explaining it to your 10 year old

a scientist who studies both bees and birds and have created a formula or something about the bees and the birds (the animals not the sex)

In other words, it should be avoided.
1. dad: son, lets have a talk about... uhh... the bees and the birds.
son: oh ok. *drat, its time 4 the puberty talk*

2. Scientist: I have created a situation to all of our environment problems! And I have stored it all on this paper! *holds up paper* Ahem.... 'The birds and the bees...'
other scientists: *grabs paper and tears it up* SHHH bruv! we don't wanna here that crap!
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Typical parents' attempt to describe sex to their kids
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A way parents use to TEACH their offspring about well well well ahahah I won't say just google it man
hey offspring lets tell you about the story of the birds and the bees
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The birds and the bees

The non-embarrassing way of teaching your children about sex. The bee (male) and the bird (female.)
I think its time to tell you about the birds and the bees, sweetie.
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shhhhh your mom might find out! butt i need to tell u about them..

baby made from pp in butt and preqnat bc sex
jake from state farm: wanna do baby making thing :smirk: (aka birds and the bees)

keny from state farm: yes *blush* *sex thing*
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