bashing the bish

For a male to masturbate. The glans of a penis resembles a bishop's mitre.

"I was bashing the bish last night. Almost as good as pussy!"

by erotica69 September 17, 2005

bashing the monkey

Taking "spanking the monkey" to the next level and having an angry wank; often resulting in an extremely sore penis.

"Hey, where's Keith?"
"I heard he is upset, so odds are he is probably bashing the monkey."

by KeithTheGospelRapper September 15, 2013

bashing-the-bishop

Male masturbation. Think of the appearance of the penis.

I was really bashing-the-bishop watching the Britney Spears video.

by Paulpot June 17, 2006

bashing the bishop

hand shandy, wanking, male masturbation

"oh dear Godfrey, look at the arse on that!! I am going straight home to bash he bishop"

by Karawaque July 25, 2003

bashed the back out of her

To take a girl vigorously from behind.Maybe giving her ass the odd slap

Darren bashed the back out of her (his new girlfriend).She cryed

by randy randerson November 13, 2009

Bashing the meat

The act of vigorous female masturbation

"How's your sex life going Stu?"

"Pretty good thanks, though the missus might not agree, came home last night and she was bashing the meat"

by LB69 May 14, 2016

Bashing the Bishop

to masturbate (male) see flicking the bean for ladies
also known as

having a tug/ one man tug o'war
wanking
choking the chicken
or
wrestling with your bald headed champ

i went home last nite an saw that courtney cox on the tele!!, i tell thee wot, i went straight to bed and bashed the bishop!!!!

by hanz weiss December 13, 2003