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check the ticker

An insult said to someone who is clued out or always the last to know.
Bob: My team is gonna kick ass this year!
Doug: Not without Jones.
Bob: What happened to Jones?
Bob: Check the ticker for the latest.
by Freaqish September 12, 2008
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The Tickler

A noun, a patch of facial hair forming around the chin and lip area of a person's mouth used for tickling the clitoris during cunninlingus. A style often demonstrated by Lil White. See also Lil White Lil Pink Lil White Lotion Verbal Handcuffer Sex Hair
I was riding the tickler all night, it chafed my thighs, I am not going out with Vlad again.
by MichiganFan May 28, 2008
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The Tickler

The act of cumming in a girls mouth and tickling them until they spray it out of their nose
i gave her "the tickler" last night
by ewwwww March 3, 2009
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just the ticket

very suitable and exactly what is needed
by manfred.ackermann April 21, 2018
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Feel the Tickle

That moment when you feel an urge to do something you aren't supposed to do.
That kid over there just sassed me and I want to slap his head. I feel the tickle. I can't help it.
by kuhlschool November 29, 2018
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Vurping the tickle monster

Vurping is a verb that is a combination of vomiting while you are burping.

The tickle monster is poopy poop head who craps in little kids happy meals and hides in straw and soap dispensers.

Vurping the tickle monster is the action of using the air from the burp to projectile your vomit because he craped in your happy meal and ruined the toy. 😡
Person 1: hey have you ever seen the tickle monster

Person 2: yeah I vurped the tickle monster last night because he crapped in my kids happy meal

Person 1: dang, that sounds rough I hate Vurping the tickle monster

Person 2: yeah hes a big fat L and skill issue
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punch the ticket

Verb
To penetrate the anus using one's penis.

See also:
buttfuck
assfuck
ass ramming
"Yo bitch, first lick my balls, then suck my dick, then flip it so I can punch the ticket!"
by JLB3 April 29, 2005
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