statue

LA slang meaning Oscar award

Charlize has a statue, let's get Vinny a statue! (from Entourage series)

by cremebrulee October 19, 2009

Statue

(verb)To ruin the rest of your life via a stupid choice you made. Examples include procreating illegitimate children, landing yourself in jail, drinking and driving resulting in below the neck paralysis, becoming a vegetable from too much drugs, etc. If you end up dying shortly after the mistake, it doesn't count as being statued.

"Finally we run the trojan which causes you to smoke a joint and get 20 years to life. We see a brief image of you getting high on the convenience store's security camera. Your life is now as useful, and entertaining, as a statue."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood April 20, 2006

Status

An adjective used to describe something incredible, awesome or cool.

The Dark Knight was a fucking status movie!

by Gionet August 21, 2008

Status

a word often used on social networking sites such as facebook and twitter. used to define something that someone else said to sound wrong or rudely suggestive.

Girl: omg thats soo hard

Status:L

by RainbowSmiley1997 March 27, 2011

Status

To know one's HIV status; negative or positive.

I tested for HIV at the walk-in clinic, and my status is negative.

by I_KNOW_ October 17, 2008

The status

When your pants are pulled up too high or are too small for you resulting in the pants not reaching the shoes.

Yo check out that dude over there. His pants don't reach his shoes.

Yea man he's got the status.

by RussianMachineGustav July 1, 2012

Status

marijuana of very high grade,.i.e. Hydro, Purple Haze, Northern Lights

54TH Street has the best "Status" on the Low End

by Nefearious K. December 18, 2004