lay the pipe

having very hard sex with a girl; owning her box

Damn, that girl looks good. I wanna lay the pipe

by vinny chase December 9, 2008

On the pipe

Def: act crazy
Origin: smoking crack makes you do crazy things.

Last night, Twanna was acting like she was on the pipe when she saw Jamel at the club getting his freak on with Twila. She was buggin.

by Bif December 9, 2004

laying the pipe

The act of having sex with a female using your massive pipe

dude last night I was completely laying the pipe with sheela

by Emanthe2 March 17, 2016

In the pipe

Following a relatively safe corridor through enemy anti-aircraft fire. Often used in conjuction with 5 by 5, meaning that the craft in question is either undamaged or has suffered very little damage.

"We're in the pipe, 5 by 5!"

by Macavity October 31, 2003

twice on the pipe

A rejection of a romantic advance; derived from the song "Knock Three Times" by Tony Orlando and Dawn.

"Johnny asked Amanda out last night"
"How'd it go?"
"Twice on the pipe"

by NA + mum October 16, 2007

paint the pipe

masturbation

Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.

by Flannelguy June 7, 2009

Pump The Pipe

to masterbate. pumping the pipe originates from the ancient art of placing a hand over ones shaft and moving the hand in a linear motion making sure to pull back the foreskin exposing the urethra ready for ejaculating the semen.

A popular misconception of this phrase is doing the same hand motion whilst urinating to give the false impression of a constant stream of clear semen but infact its just piss.

"Dude this morning I missed breakfast and was starving in class so I had to run to the toilet and pump the pipe into my mouth"

by Munchkin Whore March 18, 2010