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what's the plan, phil

said after a major fuck-up to the fucker, usually uttered by the fuckee.

c.f. WTF

Origin: ABC's Modern Family, S02E01 As the family car rolls off the cliff, Claire says to Phil "What's the plan, Phil"
Dude, you dropped a deuce on the boss's desk and stuck my business card in it? What's the plan, Phil.

You forget to pay the mortgage and now we're homeless? What's the plan, Phil.
by Modernisti Familoso July 7, 2011
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The Philosophers Legacy

A legend/myth which occurred in 1945, when the 3 Allied Powers, United States, China, and Russia, combined funds, which in total was 100 billion dollars, to battle the Axis powers. This is how the Atomic Bomb and many other advances in technology was made. Rumor has it that a large portion of it is still hidden. The men and women who were involved in The Philosopher's Legacy were also known as the Twelve Wisemen's Committee, the Patriots, or the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo
Where is the Philosopher's Legacy?
by Dave May 13, 2005
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

The CORRECT title for the first installment of the well known Harry Potter book or film series. JK Rowling has personally said that her biggest regret about the series is the name change in some countries, and she thinks of it as 'Philosopher's'.

It makes much more sense calling it 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone' as a Philosopher's Stone is a real item that alchemists tried to create hundreds of years ago. Nicholas Flamel is also known to have been working on this. Throughout history, there is no record of any concept known as the 'Sorcerer's Stone'.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is the first novel in the Harry Potter series written by J. K. Rowling and featuring Harry Potter, a young wizard. It describes how Harry discovers he is a wizard, makes close friends and a few enemies at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and with the help of his friends thwarts an attempted comeback by the evil wizard Lord Voldemort, who killed Harry's parents when Harry was one year old.
by ManOfTheDay November 15, 2011
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The Philly Steak Sandwich

The Philly Steak Sandwich is when a girls pussy has been so pounded that it now looks exactly like a fucking Philly Steak Sandwich.
The Philly Steak Sandwich

“Yo dude have you seen Jesica’s pussy bro? It legit looks like a Philly Steak Sandwich.”
by I_love_Auschwitz69420BC January 8, 2021
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the philippine school Dubai

A VERY GAY SCHOOL. EVERYONE HERE IS GAY. CLASS OF 2024 IS VERY ANNOYING AND SO GAY. EVERYONE IS A BITCH BUT THE BIGGEST BITCH IS WEIL*N AND FAB*OLA U KNOW IF YOU KNOW
me: what school do u go to?
poor kid: the Philippine school Dubai

me: that’s gay
by hahahahahakdog October 8, 2019
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The Philly Facial

While receiving a blow-job, puking on the back of the girl, or boy's head, then blowing your load in their face, and then puking on their face when they look up. Followed by immediately leaving saying nothing on the way out.
Phil really gave that girl The Philly Facial, man was she confused.
by Jason Raby January 26, 2006
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The Philadelphia Handshake

A greeting popularized in Philadelphia, PA where two cool guys next to one another at urinals reach across and jerk each other off. Eye contact and a warm smile are a must.
I met Tom at the museum running up the Rocky steps. After The Philadelphia Handshake in the men’s room we became very good friends.
by H. Bruce Washington October 19, 2022
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