Letter to the President

To wipe one's ass maximizing the amount of poop on the tissue.

That bturd turned into a bchad. I had to write a letter to the President to get rid of it.

by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010

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Bullet hit the president

When a great leader suddenly dies.

The country turned to ruins as soon as the bullet hit the president.

by Conservatives fucking suck November 10, 2003

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Met The President

To shit your pants during an important event such as when Al Roker was meeting the president.

Did you hear that Kevin met the president on his date last night?

by ebMusicMan84 January 16, 2013

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confirming with the president

having a wank, using just the one hand

i decided to confirm with the president after finding this picture of your mother

by Js May 13, 2005

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A fun school game usually played at break time (recess). The game was that you and a bunch of friends were split into two teams, one being the the security squad and the others being the people trying to capture the president. One person was randomly picked to be the president and the security squad had to escort the president from location A to location B whist ensuring the capturers weren't able to get the president and take him to a different location. Any and all physical violence is permitted to protect or capture the president.

Security Squad: Follow us mr president, make sure the president doesn't get captured and taken to the football pitch.

Capturers: We gotta take out the security squad all at the same time and take the president to the football pitch.

Protect the president : A game for lunch time or break.

by Vinster_BulletClub4Life_ March 12, 2017

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If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there.

OK, so, you going to bring him back then. You're not the president that just does whatever, therefore, you're not going to just leave him there. I mean, AFTER you make those fucking tech retards pay me but yeah. That is what the words you said meant just there.

Trump "If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there."

Hym "Ok... You see how you're trying to just leave him there, right? Like, you're claiming you're not the guy and then you are doing the thing that is commensurate with being the guy... So, bring him back. Pay me first AND NOT UNTIL but... There you go! You said you'd do the thing."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2025

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