the one

A mystical, quasi-religious figure, with powers formed by the collective belief that (s)he is The One.

"I'm not the One, sorry. I'm just an ordinary guy."

by Random Guy #fhqwhgads June 19, 2003

the one

"in witchcraft mythology, the person who controls reality."

The one is deciding the world to end in 2012.

by coMMAnder_drew July 5, 2012

the one

The person a little better that what you think you can get.

Henry-"man, you know? i thought she was the one"
Larry-"Hey don't worry about it. You know what the one really is? It's that person a little better than what you think you can get."
Henry-"Yeah, you know what your right!"

by KrnOva September 8, 2006

the one

1 n. You can call yourself this if you can dodge/deflect/stop bullets ad wear tight shades.
2 n.a matrix nerd who calls himself this to be "way cool *snort*"

Computer - "Wake up, Neo."
The One - "No, I was having that arousing dream about my mom."

by Jz Theory June 25, 2003

The One

Lady that brings her kids to the pool everyday but sits under the shelter house and does puzzles every day and yells at her kids+ other peoples kids... we dont like her.

"The Ones" pencil broke today...how will she do her puzzles!?

by BSPjournal March 21, 2009

The One

Featured in the band U2's song of a similar name, "The One" represents things in life that may only be classified as the one and only, most notably love, life, and dildo.

Natalsa: You think he's The One?
Natalia: Naw, that nigga was a busta at dinner.

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

the one

The person who has the power to change things within The Matrix, i.e. Neo.

Also a crappy movie starring Jet Li traversing parallel dimensions.

Morpheus believes that Neo is the one.

After watching The One, i wanted to go back in time and kill myself as to prevent myself from watching said movie.

by trip June 18, 2003