meat sweat

large or rotund person that suffers from heavy perspiration after eating large quantities of meats.

a meat sweat occurs from eating too much hamburger flesh which results in heavy sweating

by Bennett Wellington June 2, 2009

meat sweats

When you perspire heavily cuz your really nervous about meating someone.

I had a backstage pass to the Justin Bieber concert, but when he came over to talk to me I got a bad case of the meat sweats.

by El Capitan Poopy Pantalones November 28, 2011

meat sweat

sweating while eating some form of hot food containing meat, eg pies and pasties

usually an uncomfortable experience being too hot and sweating while eating hot meat

matt - "hows your pie john?"
john - "nice but getting some horrible meat sweats"

by mr t pully July 4, 2009

Meat Sweats

Meat sweats

When you wake up and there’s an imprint of yourself in sweat on your bed

ugh i woke up with some meat sweats Grayson Dolan

by Dolanspearl December 10, 2017

the meat sweats

When your male genitalia becomes ungodly erect but there's nothing you can do about, usually because you are attending a family gathering or at that damn neighbor boy's bar mitzvah. The massive amount of potential energy bottles up inside you, causing you to sweat in the most unusual places

"I got the meat sweats" exclaimed Timmy, alerting everyone at the funeral

by Puffem'N'Stuffem27 January 19, 2015

The Meat Sweats

When you crave any type of meat; commonly steak or a burger <3

“I want a steak so bad”
“Ohhh shit you have the meat sweats”

by Themeatsweatsss October 18, 2020

Mexican meat sweats

The name for the condition you find yourself in when you have imminent blowout diarrhea and are in the last steps of a hurried dash to the nearest toilet.

I totally had the Mexican meat sweats yesterday and blew up the bathroom at Guitar Center."

by carlmarks January 3, 2015