that’ll tow the boat

To tow the boat, means to get the job done in a robust and efficient manner.

Marcus: i’m Thinking of buying a Jimny
Tom: Fuck that, buy a Land Cruiser, that’ll tow the boat.

by President of WMSSA September 8, 2021

I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

I'll make the sky extra pretty for you.

Means they are going to commit suicide

Girlfriend: I'll make the sky extra pretty for you.
Boyfriend: Please don't darling stay with me.

by Slmgsf January 2, 2024

Baby I’ll do the dishes

“Baby I’ll do the dishes” is a chant that fans do at a ROLE MODEL concert when after the lyric, “see loving me is like doing a choir” is said, fans in the audience would yell “Baby I’ll do the dishes!” (Started by @graysontour on TikTok)

See loving me is like doing a choir, Baby I’ll do the dishes!

by Rolemodelfanrx April 20, 2025

Baby I'll do the dishes

"Baby I'll do the dishes" is a chant during Role Model's 'The Longest Goodbye' that started after a fan posted a reaction video to 'The Longest Goodbye' on TikTok. The chant quickly spread during Role Model's 'No Place Like Tour' U.S leg and has become quite popular on TikTok. This trend caught on quickly, to the point where Role Model even started to join in by pointing the microphone to the crowd.

Role Model: "Loving me's like doing a chore..."
Crowd: "Baby I'll do the dishes."

by tuckies April 28, 2025

Baby I’ll do the dishes

This is a fan chant that comes after the lyrics “Loving me’s like doing a chore” during “The Longest Goodbye”

At ROLE MODEL shows when he sings The Longest Goodbye fans respond to a line in the song saying “baby i’ll do the dishes” to show he is loved even if he thinks it’s a chore.

by saintlaurentcowboy June 14, 2025