A private school in The Woodlands, TX. Students are given outrageous amounts of homework, expected to follow an unattractive dress code, and also to follow several inconvenient and sometimes unnecessary rules.Tuition is very high, and scholarships are difficult as well as general admission tests (although several students clearly bribed their way to admission). A large percentage of students have been brainwashed into believing going to the same school with the same 50-100 classmates per grade for up to 14 years and having no life outside of school is really, really fun.
Student A: I love going to The John Cooper School!
Student B: Yeah, me too! I just love having my computer monitored and getting Saturday detentions for not tucking my shirt in. I also love it when my backpack falls on the floor and I have to go to detention again because the hallway isn't clear.
Student B: Yeah, me too! I just love having my computer monitored and getting Saturday detentions for not tucking my shirt in. I also love it when my backpack falls on the floor and I have to go to detention again because the hallway isn't clear.
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Named after the infamous dumping of John Mayer by Jennifer Aniston because he tweeted too much but did not seem to be able to drop her a text.
Named after the infamous dumping of John Mayer by Jennifer Aniston because he tweeted too much but did not seem to be able to drop her a text.
My boyfriend just got a twitter account last weekend and now he's suffering from the John-Jen Syndrome! FML
Man did you hear about how Alex got dumped because he was doing a John-Jen Syndrome on his girl?
Man did you hear about how Alex got dumped because he was doing a John-Jen Syndrome on his girl?
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People get sexually harassed and report it however the extreme amount of favoritism causes the teachers to never punish students they like.
In classes students will scream AND I OOP and SKSKSKSKSKSKS if they are vsco and the rest are just twats
People get sexually harassed and report it however the extreme amount of favoritism causes the teachers to never punish students they like.
In classes students will scream AND I OOP and SKSKSKSKSKSKS if they are vsco and the rest are just twats
Pedophile: So kid where do you go to school
Student: The John Frost School
Pedo: So I'm assuming you've been raped before
Student: Yep
Student: The John Frost School
Pedo: So I'm assuming you've been raped before
Student: Yep
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Joe: So how'd you get in the hospital?
Desmond: I gave Charlie The John Wilkes Booth Charlie last night at The Nutcracker.
Joe: Good job, boii!!
Desmond: I gave Charlie The John Wilkes Booth Charlie last night at The Nutcracker.
Joe: Good job, boii!!
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My boss is really on me this morning about some paperwork and he’s about to get The John Wick Double Tap.
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