Obey the fist!

Why are you reading this? OBEY THE FIST!!!

"You! Obey the fist!"-Zimmy ^-^

by TheWiggidy November 15, 2003

The crimson fist

The Crimson Fist is A manimal superhero who resides in a small canadian suburbia...he uses unorthodox methods to ensure crime is fisted...and fisted hard...he spreads the cheeks of harm and blasts them square in the hole, his fist is so powerful that jacky chan, chuck Norris and even hilary clinton quiver with fear. He fist fucks the face of asians, africans and sand people...while leaving no mercy for the incestually stanky people of portugal. He penetrates every woman with the power of a horse and then says goodbye with a davastating donkey punch. He fists crime while listening to the safety dance and trusts his side kick Fysty McGee, an irish leprachaun with a fist of gold...together they live in a lair complete with their own pet homosexual...semeno...like the avengers, but much more pointless the fist bros join forces with the amazing Romanian Rectal Rocket...who was actually born in germany but resides in canada as well, together they show crime what a solid ear fucking is, and cream on the face of any penetrator of evil

man child: hey im in trouble!!
the crimson fist: ill fist crime!!

by funky rabbi August 22, 2011

fist the kumquat

An alternative to 'pull the trigger' when committing on a large or comment worthy purchase.

Also fisted, fisting.....

I'm about to fist the kumquat on the latest Golf R lease deal.
Does anyone think it will drop in price in the next three weeks?

by Ftk16 November 16, 2016

The fiery fist o' pain

Puttin your meat on the table, spread icyhot on your knuckles and you pound it into the table

I was doing the fiery fist o' pain last night, it got warmer in there real quick

by thecoon768 February 5, 2010

The ripping fist

Inserting your fist into someone's ass by punching. Once the fist is inserted you rip out as many organs as you can.

How bad did you hurt him?

Well I gave him The Ripping Fist.
Say no more.

by PunchTheSky August 31, 2016

The phantom fist

The act of inserting a glove into one's anus and inflating until maximum size has been achieved.

Sure the rotisserie is good but William often prefers the Phantom fist

by Lechero Supremo August 30, 2019

double fist the sun

When one signifigantly exceeds the legal Blood alcohol level and then proceeds to pick up a guitar and/or activate their vocal chords in a spree of frivolous, nonsensical, improvised musical glory. Most common in High School and College students. The Term is coined by the band from Norwood,Ma of the same name. Their smash hits include The Cream Between, Poturglar, and The Horse Song

This Weekend? I don't know, I guess we could go fucking crazy and double fist the sun a little bit, i just came up with a pretty fisty riff.

by Joe Ruscio September 25, 2005