Manhood department

Anything that has to do with something that manly men have/or do.

Guy 1: Your facial hair isn't growing, you're lacking in the manhood department.
Guy 2: Fuck you, at least I have a big penis, my manhood is all their.

by James7LaxBro December 26, 2011

Department of Defense

One of the few parts of the U.S. government that doesn't suck. Unlike most other branches and services in the government, the Department of Defense doesn't bitch about politics and instead concentrates on kicking ass. We owe to them the awesomeness that is the Army and Marine Corps.

The Department of Defense is the most kickass branch of the government.

by DOD = Kickass June 1, 2006

Club Department

Noun.

The drunk way to say Glove compartment.

Michael: get my registration, it’s in the Club Department!

Liz: What the Fuck is a club department?!

Michael: the glove compartment, fuck I’m drunk...

by Albert Fucking Einstein May 11, 2020

Departing gift

The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.

John farted then left the room, he left a Departing gift

by naitsirhc August 23, 2009

Epic Department

gang shit

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Gary: Hey Mark!
Mark: Epic Department dream game forge and the crucible まだ何もなかった時、Silver2401神は天と地を造りました
Gary: fuck off

by nintendojuice980 October 30, 2022

Security Department

The largest and most efficient combative department in the Foundation, home to the legendary Strategic Security Unit. Normally found in the Class-D Containment, they are the forefront to the protection of the Foundation against rioters. Certain elements may also assist in protection against raids, if need be.

The Strategic Security Unit? Aren't they a Security Department unit on par with MTF?

by KindleKramer October 31, 2019

Marketing Department

The Marketing Department ("666"), is the most wholly evil and wrong thing on this earth. The marketing department is responsible for marketing the goods and/or services of the respective company for which they are employed. This career line, however, is so packed with those who had no idea what to do with their lives that the quality of such departments is next to 0 out of 10. The term "Marketing Department" should not, however, be confused with the awesome Japanese "Geniuses".

"What the hell makes McDonalds' marketing department think this is a good idea?"

"Man, I love Japanese condom advertisements!"

by guy_incognito August 23, 2005