the clog cult is lead by brian clogger. his clog factory sold 1000 clogs in 2 minutes, using the help of his slaves john taylor, roger deacon and freddie may. deakythediscobean, wolfyowlyyy and queen.under.pressure joined the clog cult were they performed ancient rituals such as the jazzy gnomes. the clog cult started jamming with andy and they got superhuman powers and then they met rogerina, the goddess of money. rogerina gave brian the majestic glowing clogs, and in that moment the sun caught the clogs and they started glowing majestically. belisha, the god of clogs called brian. david taylor heard this from his hometown in jamacia where he released another one bites the clog. the clog cult was angry with him but forgave him. the clog cult met adam lampost. during their 24846739846743849th time in the clog cult they got hit in the face by a flying giraffe that was burning through the sky at 200 degrees. the burns were so bad not even melina (the goddess of healing) could help. wolfyowlyyy started a band called ac/dc and shortly after deakythediscobean and queen.under.pressure joined. they released top ten hits such as "starman" which is a thrash metal song consisting of queen.under.pressures classic guitar, deakythediscobeans bass and wolfyowlyyys insanely low voice. the lyrics are about the journey that happened.
by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019
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Get the The Untoxic Cult mug.The Bee Cult is a secret society relying on the Queen of the Bee’s and her Prophets. To be initiated you must do a test given by the Prophets. It might be odd to have a Queen since democracy’s newfound fame but is needed for the stability of The Bees. The Bee Prophets bless a jar of honey for the initiationprocess. The levels of the Bee cult in order is Acolyte, Forager, Organizer, Nurse, Architect, and Prophets under the Queen. A Queen candidate is any of the members, unincluding Acolyte, where a test is made regarding the members Leadership qualities The member who places the best will be chosen as Queen while the others choose to work beside the Queen as advisers or become Missionaries. The values of the Bee Cult is Hard Work, Community, Organization, and Loyalty to The Bees. There is only one thing we disprove of, which is The Birds. We dislike of their peace loving nature, since every once in awhile The War must be initiated and they blame us. The Birds never fight back in the wars, but show extreme discrimination to our members. We mourn but respect the wishes of our people who die. On a different note there is traditional dance moves used as a language for the Bee Cult, and can be used to communicate on a personal level once shown. Some of the things that can get you kicked out: Disloyalty to the Bees, Harming each other, Not respecting our values, or disrespecting our way of life. The Last thing that our Bee Cult wants is Inequality
Girl: So I heard the Bee Cult is recruiting since the massacre in the last war?
Guy: Yes, the sneak attacks by the other cults are getting worse everyday.
Girl: I had a friend in the Bee Cult and I wanted to see how the condition was.
Guy: Sure, we’ll initiate you in later to help, we’ll gladly accept any assistance.
Random Person: What happened? Bee Cult? War?
Guy: You don’t need to know, you shouldn’t try to find out either, The Bees are neutral and won’t protect you from the Frogs or Flies.
Girl: Without a recommendation you can’t join but if your curious you can seek out the Birds.
Random Person: The Birds?
Guy: The Bird Cult is all accepting, but their knowledge is skewed. Why did you tell him to go to the birds?
Girl: I thought it was the best action!
Guy: You know how the Birds are, Plus I feel something off about them.
Random Person: What?! What are you people even talking about?! You’re all crazy and I’m outta here!
(Random Person runs away)
Guy: See what you’ve done, It’s never good to talk about this out in the open.
Girl: How was I to know he’d show up! We’re in the middle of the forest.
Guy: It’s fine, he’ll bug off if he knows what’s good for him.
Girl: If he doesn’t?
Guy: It won’t matter since no one will believe him, accept maybe the Birds.
Guy: Yes, the sneak attacks by the other cults are getting worse everyday.
Girl: I had a friend in the Bee Cult and I wanted to see how the condition was.
Guy: Sure, we’ll initiate you in later to help, we’ll gladly accept any assistance.
Random Person: What happened? Bee Cult? War?
Guy: You don’t need to know, you shouldn’t try to find out either, The Bees are neutral and won’t protect you from the Frogs or Flies.
Girl: Without a recommendation you can’t join but if your curious you can seek out the Birds.
Random Person: The Birds?
Guy: The Bird Cult is all accepting, but their knowledge is skewed. Why did you tell him to go to the birds?
Girl: I thought it was the best action!
Guy: You know how the Birds are, Plus I feel something off about them.
Random Person: What?! What are you people even talking about?! You’re all crazy and I’m outta here!
(Random Person runs away)
Guy: See what you’ve done, It’s never good to talk about this out in the open.
Girl: How was I to know he’d show up! We’re in the middle of the forest.
Guy: It’s fine, he’ll bug off if he knows what’s good for him.
Girl: If he doesn’t?
Guy: It won’t matter since no one will believe him, accept maybe the Birds.
by Backstory_Generator March 11, 2022
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