Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Phrase used after you say something (generally a longer story) and no one responds, similar to how a ted talk works.

You: *tells a long story about how you dropped your enchilada*
group chat: *doesnt respond”
You: Thank you for coming to my ted talk

by jamesqu August 2, 2018

thank u, next

Another way to say fuck off to somebody who claims to hate relevancy

Thank u, next

by James Clean November 5, 2018

thank you schmank you

When you want to shut someone up. You use it and become a sarcastic bastard. Somehow, it pretty much works in any situation.

Professor: Blah blah blah boring lecture
random kid: Ok yeah, thank you schmank you

by Da Interwebz January 22, 2015

The Tarkov Conundrum

You think it will be fun to play the game Escape From Tarkov, however, once you play it you realize it does not meet the fun expectation you had set for it.

"Man, I want to play fun Tarkov but I do not want to run into The Tarkov Conundrum."

by DrCamel May 29, 2021

Tarkan

1)An extremely intelligent and intellectual man with an impressing personality.

2)His character is made of gold and he treats the people he likes like his biggest treasure.

3)He has a fantastic humor which is sometimes annoying but all in all very funny.
4)Tarkan loves to argue with other people but he can be very explosive.

5)He is a person who always fights for the things he want and loves challenges.

6)This man hates people who have prejudices and injustice.
7)He is hot af. Of course inside but also outside he is the most handsome guy i know.
8)He is an awesome kisser and a sex god.
9)Tarkan has the best sense of style and music.
10)He always listen to you and helps you to make the best of all.

He is so perfect he must be a Tarkan.

by bebetree September 6, 2017

thanka

means the same thing as "Thank you", only abbreviated (has an appealing sound to the ear)

Waiter: "Would you like more tea ma'am?"

You: "Yes, thanka."

by [so] ghetto September 15, 2007

thabk

When you are so excited to thank someone about something that you spell thank with a b.

Thabk you for letting me use your Netflix account!!

by sup3rch3rry August 22, 2019