Thanksgiving 

To use your cum, shit, piss, and vomit to stuff a turducken and shove a teen girl's head up said turducken. You must then use scissors to cut her shirt up. Then, you take her pants off, remove her bra and panties, and ready a bottle of Diet Coke and Mentos to shove up her vagina and anus. When you pour Diet Coke and Mentos down her vagina and anus, you must suck her boobs slowly and softly while pissing in her vagina. You're then gonna need to grab a whip (if you haven't already) and command the girl to kneel and dig in while you ride on her back as if she were a horse. When she finishes, pour the leftovers in a blender, pour the mixture in the girl's mouth, and make out with her, in that order. Swallow afterwards.

Don't question the cum, shit, and vomit on the floor and dinner table. I just wished her "a happy Thanksgiving."

Thanksgiving by Yopmail User November 12, 2022

Stoner Thanksgiving 

Stoner Thanksgiving is a holiday for every stoner that should be celebrated.
STEPS:
1) You wake and bake and then go eat at your favorite place.

2) Before lunch you get baked again and then go eat at the same place.

3) Before dinner you once again get baked and then go back to where you have eaten twice before.

That was one epic "stoner thanksgiving" jack in the box was so good.

Stoner Thanksgiving by Dankey McBankey November 21, 2006

Thanksgiving 

To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice. With pie.

Thanksgiving isn't about blending of two cultures. It's about one culture wiping out another. And then they make animated specials about the part with the maize and the big belt buckles. They don't show you the next scene, where all the bison die and Squanto takes a musket ball in the stomach.

Thanksgiving by Frankie1969 August 19, 2012

thanksgiving ready 

when your pants have enough room for you to get fatter

"these extra stretch pants are thanksgiving ready- no muffin top this year!"

thanksgiving ready by urbandweller16 August 24, 2011

Thanksgiving break 

The excuse for teachers to give out long ass homeworks and projects that will take you more than 1 week to finish.

me: yeah man thanksgiving break is coming, cant wait to bust a nut and eat turky
Teachers: ha ha fuck you, heres 1000 pages of essay you need to write and 20 rojects you need to do before december 1st
me: fuck

Thanksgiving break by it cant be November 10, 2020

Thanksgiving break 

Freedom for 11 days

WOooo it's thanksgiving brEak

Thanksgiving break by DudeBroKowski November 18, 2021

Hipster Thanksgiving 

Annual celebration held the Friday before the US Thanksgiving. Typical food and drink include turkey cooked in any fashion that does away with the oven, side dishes served in thrift store crockery, and low price craft beer. Festivities include music played by any instrument as long as it is accompanied by an individual playing an instrument fashioned from a recycled container (jug, coffee can, etc.).

The origin of the holiday is thought to be an accommodation of college students, who comprise a large portion of the hipster population, such that they could celebrate together before returning to their mainstream families during the ensuing weeklong semester break.

Joe: "What are you doing with that oil drum?"
Ralph: "I'm using it to deep fry the Hipster Thanksgiving bird. Then I'll repurpose it into a steel drum for the evening's music, so that I'm not wasting earth's resources buying mass produced percussive instruments"

Hipster Thanksgiving by HipsterJoe October 1, 2013