thailand

A beautiful place, sadly haunted by by flabby old perverted western men who want to do things that would get them hung in their own communities.
Never trust anyone who has been to thailand more than twice.

" So i heard Dave got such a bad infestation of genital warts , his cock dropped off, then he got hacked to death by thai villagers. Serves him right , the dirty nonce"

by Baron Von Batwing January 15, 2005

phuket thailand

Apparently it's a line used in the film Juno as an interjection, because Phuket kinda sounds like 'Fuck it'. However, Phuket, which is an island in Thailand, is actually pronouced Pu-kêt, so all in all, it's a stupid expression.

A: I have herpes.
B: Phuket Thailand!
C: Wait what?

by tfsp12 October 6, 2008

Thailand Human Centipede

It’s when some Italian dynamite chick eats mushrooms of your dick while you’re smoking a joint, while your best mate eats mushrooms out of her asscrack

“Maaaaan, i got so fucked up last night, I Thailand human centipeded this Italian chick and my best friend

by SergeantS April 26, 2023

Euro-Thailand

Croatia

I went to Euro-Thailand last summer.

by ouvriere January 26, 2011

Thailan

Pretty girl cool but don’t fw her or she will whoop your ass and not messy

Thailan will whoop your ass.

by Tgkk September 29, 2018

Thailand

Japan was never colonized by any European nation either.

Thailand and Japan are two of the coolest countries I've ever been to.

by Muay Thai September 19, 2004

Thailand Agreement

When a girlfriend and boyfriend agree to an open relationship whilst the boyfriend is in Thailand. This agreement allows both parties to hook up with WHOEVER they want during this holiday period. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Friend 1: Why are you hooking up with that sexy random?
Friend 2: Me and my boyfriend have a Thailand agreement.
Friend 1: Oh you can totally hook up with whoever you want... no exclusions.

by angrygf February 12, 2010