textcessive

Excessive texting.

"I got like 20 texts from Jenny last night."

"Man, that's textcessive."

by Playilan November 3, 2013

morning textness

Refers to the condition in the morning when your fingers are swollen and you are not able to properly send a text. The condition results in excruciatingly slow typing and inability to properly hit the correct key.

Emily: Still u6p f8or thay jog right4 now?
Lois: Umm...yea i'm up for the jog. are you hungover or do you just have morning textness?
Emily: bo8th

by wisdomr March 10, 2011

textless

A form of momentary ability to text someone back after reading either the most amazing, or most disturbing thing you've ever read. The texting from of speechless.

A: Bro, I swear! I got 25 killstreak and tactical nuke in CoD last night!

B:

A: Bro, r u textless?

B:

by Dr. Txtless June 29, 2010

textless

A neo-definition of "voice mail."

My eyes hurt from so much screen time, send me a textless.

by A.J. Junior January 12, 2006

Textfession

V. Making a confession via a text message.

Janet said she stole a car in a textfession to her ex-boyfriend.

by Sorabird April 13, 2010

Textonese

1. The using of normal everyday words in text format whether writing a text message or not. 2. To write words and sentences in a texting manner when not texting.

All those people who use textonese to update their profiles drive me crazy.

by Crazzyleggs1973 November 25, 2010

textless

unable to distill one's thoughts to fit size limitations imposed by texting format; pejorative, used in the same manner as clueless

when it came to twitters and tweets, the verbose politico was utterly textless

she wanted to tweet me, but she turned out to be textless and confused

by nerdywithwords June 2, 2011