textured

The act of being inebriated, and finding the need to tell absolutely anyone you know about being a drunk fuck through text messages.

Person One: Fuck. I'm textured. Like Bad
Person Two: Textured?

Person Yes, Textured
Person Two: Textured?

Person Three: You heard the man. TEXTURED

by LinleyGames June 25, 2023

textural coherence

Being aware enough of one’s own environment to apply enough grit and their shit to survive.

He’s got just enough textural coherence to survive this rough environment.

by Survival March 20, 2022

Texture

Aging. Savvy .
She's got a little texture going on around her eyes and cheeks

That's a little more texture than you're used to dating.

by PegszEggs November 21, 2017

textureful

when something has a lot of texture

“wow this bubble tea is textureful”

by juwayriyaamjid October 8, 2022

missing texture

when the game tries to use a texture but it doesn't exist so they just use a placeholder
is the last thing you see while dying

MUST HAVE CS:SOURCE OR YOU WILL HAVE MISSING TEXTURES!!!

by garfield fan 121212 September 14, 2021

SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People)

A Human-like substance made entirely from soy products.

get a load of these flagrant SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People) over here

by ROCKARD November 8, 2020