Textipation

When you have something embarrassing, saddening, hurtful, and/or compromising typed up to text someone and you just can't send it.

guy#1: I tried to break up with my girlfriend with a text and I just couldn't send the text.

guy#2: Sounds to me like you've got a bad case of textipation.

by JD-AK October 16, 2008

Texplation

A long explanation for something that was either misunderstood or unknown put into a text message.

Girl 1: "OMG my bf totally thinks I cheated on him with Bobby at the party last night!"
Girl 2: "Send him a texplation about how Bobby wasn't even there!"

by iamnotmclovin April 4, 2010

Textsation

When two people are texting back and forth about an important topic of conversation. Something you should/could call the person about. It involves over 160 character texts and multiple texts.

Text 1: I think we should break up
Text 2: We are not having this textsation right now.

Other: Breaking up, dating, sex, global warming, etc.

by Alyssa James March 9, 2009

Premature textulation

The act or practice of sending a text message before you've finished it

Text: "Are you goi"
Reply: "WTF?"
Text: "Sorry - premature textulation"

by Anonymooski July 10, 2010

premature e-textulation

To experience premature e-textulation is to accidentally send a text message or comment via phone or social network, before the text/comment is complete.

Text 1: I'm on my way. I just ha-

Text 2: ...have to stop for milk. Sorry. Premature e-textulation -lol.

by Medi0cre Man March 6, 2010

lost in textlation

This is when a text message was sent meaning one thing, but was misinterpreted by the recipient either because they couldn't hear the intonation in the senders voice, didn't realize it was meant jokingly and/or sarcastically, or, any other misinterpretation of the text message senders true and original meaning.

"Dude, I was definitely joking when I said your Mom was at my house. I can't believe you got mad. It was just "lost in textlation."

by Pot4Scott November 17, 2014

textigation

Looking at someone elses text with out permison. ex. you boyfriend or girlfriend.

I think she cheated on me so I had to do a textigation.

by That b!tch October 16, 2008