Teto is love, Teto is life
I was only nine years old. I loved Kasane Teto so much, I had all her merchandise. I'd eat pears and French bread every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Teto is love", I would say, "Teto is life". My dad hears me and yells "Kasane Teto isn't real". I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Teto. I called him a Baka Baka Baka. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed, I hear something. It's Teto. I'm so happy. She whispers in my ear;
A pear does not worry
A pear does not care
She invites her Fruit friends into my room. My dad walks in. Teto looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's Neru over". Teto kills my dad with a comically large hammer.
Teto is love. Teto is life
Thank you Kasane Teto for helping me realize i was on the autism spectrum
I was only nine years old. I loved Kasane Teto so much, I had all her merchandise. I'd eat pears and French bread every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Teto is love", I would say, "Teto is life". My dad hears me and yells "Kasane Teto isn't real". I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Teto. I called him a Baka Baka Baka. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed, I hear something. It's Teto. I'm so happy. She whispers in my ear;
A pear does not worry
A pear does not care
She invites her Fruit friends into my room. My dad walks in. Teto looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's Neru over". Teto kills my dad with a comically large hammer.
Teto is love. Teto is life
Thank you Kasane Teto for helping me realize i was on the autism spectrum
by YOURNAMEXS September 14, 2025
Get the Kasane Tetomug. by Tetos mom May 14, 2022
Get the Tetos Mommug. Mexican Slang; the opposite of being cool or having swag.
The closest feeling to this word in english would be "loser", but is not exactly the same meaning, Teto, or Teta for girls, talks more about being a loser for your lack of style only. A Teto is a person that gets exited, too cheery or laughs over stupid thing.
The origin of the word comes from "teta" wich is the female breast. So my guess is that at its beginings the word was like calling someone a sucker.
The closest feeling to this word in english would be "loser", but is not exactly the same meaning, Teto, or Teta for girls, talks more about being a loser for your lack of style only. A Teto is a person that gets exited, too cheery or laughs over stupid thing.
The origin of the word comes from "teta" wich is the female breast. So my guess is that at its beginings the word was like calling someone a sucker.
-I really like Milesh Shyrush
-Wey que pinche teto eres
-Let's go to the beach
-Uh, let's go to the beach, each. Let's go get away. They say, what they gonna say?...
-Ya callate teto
-Wey que pinche teto eres
-Let's go to the beach
-Uh, let's go to the beach, each. Let's go get away. They say, what they gonna say?...
-Ya callate teto
by rodboltt October 11, 2018
Get the Tetomug. by babagrilbbg June 9, 2022
Get the Teto Daymug. The only pirate crew that is destined to reach Larp Tale! Once defeated and now back to take what they deserve.
by Teto Marked By Flames August 28, 2025
Get the New Teto Piratesmug.