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testiclides

Slang term for "testicles".

Originally coined by faux Arabian rock/rap act Group X in their song "Idioth".
From 'Idioth': (In Middle-Eastern accent) Because, when I haive a saime problem, weef a laidie, she goes to towch the testiclides, and it maikes a sounde laike thais."
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Testesatchel

The scrotum; Skin surrounding your gonads.
My friend Jay was born without a testesatchel so he has to use a Ziploc bag instead.
by BS&MS February 6, 2008
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these testicles

White man: "Hello, fellow! Did another jolly fellow call you yesterday?"

Black man: Who?

White man: "These testicles, sir! Ha! I have tricked you."

Black man: "Nigga, 'imma fuckin kill you"
by Johnathon Stamos January 17, 2009
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testicle twins

When you and your bestie look like a saggy ball sacks at the same time. You are Testicle Twins.
Man look at these two Testicle twins coming my way.
by Testicle Twin #1 September 10, 2020
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Testes Satchel

A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.
Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.

Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!

Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?

Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.
by Larry Finster December 27, 2009
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Testicide

The murder of a testicle.
Moniquia was so angry with her baby daddy, she committed testicide.
by Mararrrr July 28, 2010
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Testicool

Bro your balls be lookinpretty testicool.
by KingGrizzly69 November 29, 2019
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