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testicles 

I bought a box of chocolates, and each one had a testicle inside!
testicles by baba October 19, 2003

testicles 

An ancient Greek philosopher who claimed "life is like a long hard cock..." and croaked before he could finish. Many scholars believe he could have ended the sentence in many ways, but the most popular is "and at the end there is only the Tate"
Testicles often countered Plato in his teachings, but they both met there demise in philosophical means. By reaching the great Tate.
testicles by Whoflungpoo? February 19, 2009

Testicles 

Male gonads. In human males they hang between the legs and they are extremely sensitive and vulnerable. The position of human testicles is only apparently an anatomical error; it represents instead an evolutionary condition being cause and effect at the same time of the fact that females are the dominant sex among humans.
The wife kicked his husband in the testicles so he fell down on his knees in pain and kissed her feet.
Testicles by ragazzacattiva March 9, 2015

Testicles 

The location in a males lower region to store urine. Can be found just below the penis in an out-hanging sack.
I kicked Jimmy so hard in the dick hole that his testicles released pee.
Testicles by Soviet Russia 1912 December 9, 2017

Testicles 

The two balls inside ya body infested with sperm
His testicles have lots of sperm
Testicles by bigrolly August 26, 2021

testicles 

a useless organ that make men's life worse by giving them an erection at the worst times and hurting to the slightest touch
bro my testicles hurt so much. or: bro why do i always get hard its all because of theses damn testicles.
testicles by Xxur_mom69420xX November 4, 2021