Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester

Nonexistant occupation (as of yet) that would appeal to a true lover of North American wildlife and a lazy person at that.

What's he doing all day? Watching TV? Playing video games?

Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.

by Lothario the Scandalous August 26, 2011

Tugs at my testees

(v) When an action irritates the fuck out of you.

Do you know what really tugs at my testees?

When people leave their two pieces of junk in the overflow lot.

Godammit, Karen.

by Mifty Mae May 27, 2020

testemorph

Mutant with one giant ball. The Testemorph often takes his sexual partner by force, male or felmale makes no difference to the Testemorph. The courting usually begins with a ball rubbing ceremony ending with full blown penetration of the anus, vagina, mouth or males anus. The Testemorph is capable of shooting an unheard of amount a semen. Sometimes measured in litres the ejaculate contains no sperm as the Testemorph is sterile.

After my tenth beer a drunkin testemorph jumped out of the bathroom and shouted "I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!".

by Young Blood Chapman October 3, 2007

Testes Satchel

A testes satchel is another way of sayin ballbag. they can be hairy, sweaty, saggy, tight etc

Can u please remove Dan's Testes Satchel from your mouth Joe you dirty teabagging homo.

by Issac Hunt August 24, 2006

gear tester

A ski bro, who will objectively ski almost anything for beer, food, and lodging.

One who will dance all night

After attacking the Christmas tree, shaggy a classic gear tester, returned to the couch.

by Dr shadow March 9, 2020

testemorph

Mutant creep with one giant ball. Has the ability to shoot massive quanities of semen. Known to take a sexual partner by force. One important note is that the Testemorph with rub his ball on both men and women.

I opened the stall door and I saw the testemorph cover Larry Craig with a massive amount of lumpy semen. Craig looked at me and said "I'm not gay, I never have been gay!"

by Young Blood Chapman September 27, 2007

gamma tester

A user of new software or equipment, who must deal with the bugs that were not eliminated in beta testing.

(Derivation: Gamma is the next Greek letter after alpha and beta.)

I'm going to wait a while before getting Windows Vista; I remember the problems people had with XP and Service Pack 2 when they came out, and I don't want to be a gamma tester.

by Aaron of Minneapolis February 1, 2007