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Testing spray patterns

The act of fooling around and not doing your job. More specifically, the act of writing, or spraying, the numbers 40 on a wall in an undeniable reference to a 40 rock of cocaine. It's mostly used as an excuse for not doing your work.
Person 1 "Are you slacking off again?"
Person 2 "Nah man, I'm testing spray patterns!"

OR

Person 1 "Why are you writing 40 everywhere?"
Person 2 "I was just testing spray patterns."
by Kurzawa June 16, 2011
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inappropriate story-telling

Describing your affairs in excruciating detail and claiming when overheard that such descriptions were fiction.
The Republican lawmaker engaged in some inappropriate story-telling regarding his relations with a lobbyist.
by MattF. September 10, 2009
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Testing...

Just pushing the stupidity meter of definitions that UD will publish. If by chance this gets published, and you're unfortunate enough to stumble upon this while looking for an actual definition, move on, my child.
Testing... to see if UD will publish this dumb shit. 'Tis just a test. Move along.
by cinimodde October 7, 2018
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Testing the tires

This is a term that me and my friends refer to when asking if someone has shit stains in their underwear. These are not the lightly browned streaks, but the heavy streaks that look as if someone was using the underwear to help heat up their racing tires at the track.
Damn dude!
You are never going to get laid when you are always testing the tires.
Shit! Please learn to wipe your ass!
by Wun Hung Lo January 11, 2006
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STAR TESTING

A series of tests that determine our school's rank/score and for some reason determine if we go to college or not.
STAR TESTING is tomorrow and I don't even care.
by MhsStud13 April 7, 2008
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Telina

My mom is such a Telina!
by Grgabygrowls May 26, 2014
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Telling on yourself

Telling on yourself. The act of showing guilt for one’s own actions in the form of giving information or details about something done or said without being asked.
Ex: She really should stop telling on herself when she was the one who started the rumor. The act of incriminating own self in an act due to guilt.
Telling on yourself
by jadewils May 15, 2021
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