tertiary orifice

Basically, a woman’s asshole or anus may serve to be her third input, or tertiary orifice. A woman, being master of her own body, may deem whatever orifices she has to be primary, secondary or tertiary as she seems fit. For this definition, we have chosen the brown-eye.

“Annabel was both eager and anxious for me to ram my wad into her tertiary orifice. Sod.”

by Slicematic August 13, 2021

terting

when a cockroach takes its last shit on earth.

Jerry the cockroach was squished to death, thus terting.

by chuchupanda February 10, 2009

terts

tits, breasts, gazongas, hooters, boobs, funbags, etc

Damn, that girl has some sexy terts.

TERTS OR GTFO!

Show terts, plz

by Larry Flynt September 15, 2009

tertle

A turtle

A reporter asks a little child in a zombie costume a question and he answers,"I like tertles. "

by DarkTertle7 November 20, 2015

Tertle

One who's flamboyance is so overwhelming that it detracts from their overall personality and character.

Man, I met this guy at the club who was such a tertle. I tried talking to him but he wouldnt stop hitting on me.

by trevvedup November 29, 2018

terting

flirting while texting

Michael was terting with Willey on his lunch break.

by mike sacajewia June 18, 2008

terts ma gerts

Perform fellatio on a blonde or orange haired kid in high school. Preferably one involved in high school debate.

I totally promised Jonny some terts ma gerts. Good thing he is blond and or orange haired. Plus he is on the debate team!

by someguy19979074749 November 27, 2012