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St. Mother Teresa CES

St Mother Teresa CES is a closed school in Markham, but when it was open it had a shit basketball team and a pretty good volleyball team. The principal was lowkey a pedophile and the only good teachers there were Mr.Nat and Mr.Sunn. The legend Andre De Grasse attended this school and the kids flex on everyone else because of it. In the mornings you can see old Asian people doing Tai Chi in the yard and you can hear their music from a mile away. The school has only won two track and fields which says a lot but whatever. Overall the school was fun and stuff.
person 1: hey bro have you heard of st. mother teresa ces?
person 2: yeah sadly that school closed down, it was apparently fun and everything.
by apersonwithaphone January 16, 2019
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tenso

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The word “tenso” is Portuguese for “tense”. This is a meme that spread through Brazilian blogs and forums, and consists of an image edited to form a sequence that closes up the frame and emphasizes a “tense” face or situation. In form, it is similar to a common vertical 4-Pane, a common exploitable format; although the number of actual frames may vary.

Sometimes the close up reveals something that is not seen in the original image, creating an effect of surprise. In this way, it delivers an effect similar to the when you see it, you’ll shit bricks meme.

Origins
This meme started as a joke in the Brazilian gaming forum “Vale Tudo” (UOL Games). Some of the members of this forum claim that it is inspired by 4chan memes and was adapted to Portuguese language, but it is not clear if a specific meme served as inspiration, or if it was instead the common vertical panel format to which they were refer.

In late 2008 the idea started to spread to other forums and became a fad in brazilian blogs and social medias.
No example for tenso.
by Kratz9 October 8, 2009
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Shinra Tensei

A super-powerful move used by the Akatsuki member Pein (Nagato) that allows one to create a powerful blast that will push away anything. Pein uses it to completely destroy the leaf village, in addition to using it while fighting Kakashi, Choji, Jiraiya, Sage-Mode Naruto, and Kyuubi Naruto.

It can also be used in an everyday context to refer to someone getting completely destroyed.
Version 1: Pein used Shinra Tensei and completely fucked up the Leaf Village in Naruto.

Version 2: If you don't pay me back, I will go Shinra Tensei on your ass.
by KakaSensei June 12, 2011
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sexual tension

the tension felt between two people who want to do something sexual together but hold back.
i so felt the sexual tension between you and rufio yesterday.
by erin May 4, 2004
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Teresi

Noun., used as a last name
1. From italian origin meaning "hunter"
2. Men with this last name are usually well endowed.
3. Live long lives.
1. "Look at that guy, you think he's a Teresi?"
by ivy730 March 17, 2010
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porco Tensing, is a meme exclamation, originated from the video "Pingu sottotitolato (di nuovo)" where a portion from a Pingu episode is subtitled in italian. Being Pingu language Gibberish the subtitles are obviously fake, and made funny
Porco means pig and it's often used in blasphemy. Tensing is the italian name for the Dragon Ball character Tenshinhan.
You broke a plate, porco Tensing porco Tensing!
by Dakota264 April 10, 2020
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teresia

A very loving \weird person an doesn't take shit from nobody! *(Caution) her weirdness may rub off on you and there's no cure, so BEWARE! Has amazing eyes that'll stare down to your soul. Also worth every minute of your time if your worth hers, Get yourself a Teresa stat!
Feeling lonely? Say no more call 1-800-Teresia an get you yours today!
by Turnerdallis88 November 26, 2017
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