termite joe

a fat kid that sits at the back of the class and picks at his desk also loves wood in his mouth

fat kids at the back of the class. termite joe

by adhgcvhkjbvfbhuji March 1, 2010

Termite Mouth

When a girl is hot but as soon as she start talking, her voice or words make the "wood" go away.

That girls is as long as she doesn't talk. She's got Termite mouth

by JSizzle21 October 2, 2014

Termite Bubbler

A gay jew who lives on the upper west side of town.

Man, that gay jew over there lives on the upper west side.
What a Termite Bubbler.

by phteven September 5, 2016

termite mound

A variation of the beehive hairdo for black women. Named for the towering termite mounds of the plains of Africa.

Dawg! Check out the termite mound on that sista!

by wolfbait51 October 1, 2011

Termite Mound

when you poop so much it makes a stack of turds that touch your balls.

"I pooped out a termite mound and now my dick and balls are African colored!"

by Alien and Pablo December 22, 2020

Termite Queen

A derogatory term to describe the head of a polyamorous clan, which is usually a pale white woman of a larger build. She is usually the center of group photos and therefore the leader of the clan, and thus the other members (termites) must serve her needs (sex). The Termite Queen isn't always a fat white woman, but there's a very good chance that a larger pale human is involved.

"Oh look! A group photo! I wonder which one is the Termite Queen...."
"Ah dude, it's definitely the one in the center. She takes up half the photo!"

by LlamaLover1977 October 14, 2022

termite spit

The secretion of a termite.

A termite mound is made with mud, sand and termite spit.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023