Top Tenner

Someone who's iPod is comprised only of songs that have been on the iTunes top ten songs list.

Jake is such a top tenner, he keeps playing new Eminem and Over by Drake.

by DomoSwag October 19, 2011

tenner

An Australian $10 note.(Often used to buy small drug amounts).

"Have you got any tenner's($10er weed or cash)."

by Diego June 24, 2003

Tenner

A 10 inch erect penis

Zack: i have a small dick dude

Denver: Shut up dude, you have a Tenner.

by Shane Whitey November 12, 2012

soapy tenner

Far from being the work of any one individual, the phrase Soapy Tenner has existed since the agricultural revolution, when Jethrow Tull - fresh from inventing either the seed drill or the spinning jenny - staggered into a local house of ill repute, and demanded a 'soapy titwank' to wash the filth that clung to his nether regions.

The quick witted whore replied that she'd want a 'soapy tenner' before she let him ream her jubblies with his filthy love-wand, and Tull agreed.

after shooting a sticky load into her hair, he proceeded to knee her in the crotch and run off without paying. The phrase 'Soapy Tenner' came to mean a tenner you're never likely to see.

I bet you a soapy tenner Jethrow Tull didn't invent the spinning jenny, fool.

by Leonard Hatred December 14, 2008

Tenner

He's very sweet he is one in a million type of guys he will show you where you are wrong when you get too caught up in your own head.he will keep you humble just the best kind of guys you can meet . he will always get your messages when you not feeling yourself and spend some time helping you.

Tenner is always there for me when I need him.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 15, 2019

Tenner

When you’re with the boys and you guys remember a throw back moment that was from a while ago but it had to have been a good time

“Y’all remember when we Jake threw that banger”
“Yoo I tenner it”

by Roberto tha stik June 4, 2019

tenner

A girl who's a 10, but dates guys who are a 6 or under.

"Did you see Ashley is dating Nigel?"

"She's an absolute tenner! I mean, she's head cheerleader, and he's captain of the chess club!

by cardsondeck March 13, 2015