pimp sessions with tenderonis

When you pay to have sex with little kids.

"Don't waste your money on Pimp sessions with tenderonis."

by bepis with no b December 7, 2017

Tenderoni

A hockey player (goalie, goal tender) who’s job is to prevent the opposing team from scoring, but because of his sweet and thoughtful style (and nice bum) gets to score himself.

On or off the ice, his lady lived to see her tenderoni.

by SFL7451 October 26, 2018

Tenderoni

A husband/wife, partner/friend that tends to the fire in the fireplace to keep it burning.

"Can you throw a log on the fire, Tenderoni, it's starting to die down."

by GingaBear March 26, 2017

Tenderoni

While showering, when one feels the necesity to sit down due to a sudden rush of nicotine from dip and is so flustered by this, the perpetrator simply spits dip spit all over his chest, without a care in the world.

Bro, I had such an intense tenderoni today I nearly passed out.

by LYCOPROV October 2, 2008

tenderness

An upset caucasian woman who is easily persuaded by the comforting words of an African American male. Often used in love ballads as a filler word. The ambiguity of the word adds to the it's allure.

All you need in your life is love and tenderness.

by Chad G Funk June 27, 2008

tenderonytastic

ADJ: Of being fantasticular. Something that is both tender and wonderful yet having the characteristics of a tenderony

Man! That is tenderonytastic! Seriously fantasticular!!!!!

by Scottydalts August 11, 2007

tenderly on the rocks

it sounds like some sort of alcoholic drink.

however, it is a random name of a dreamed up book by mcb in her late middle school years.

the book is rumored to be in progress. about hamster armies being in charge of every natural disaster within the past 10 years.

i think boys play a large part in it.

kevin riggle to matt lemieux to tom fuller.

if it ever gets published. or even drafted. it will be a wonderful book to read.

inspired in part by the song WAITING FOR YOU. and shelby hanson.

tenderly on the rocks is the name of a book

by clonazepam .5 mg May 30, 2009