You fucking up history.
It'd be like going back in time and shooting yourself in the head, you'd die, but you wouldn't appear back in time to kill yourself, so you'd have to wait until after you said you'd do it to successfully kill yourself, right? Wrong, you still wouldn't have done it, so history resets, and if you are one retarded motherfucker, you will try it again until you stop buttfucking your grandmother in her prime back in the 1940's
It'd be like going back in time and shooting yourself in the head, you'd die, but you wouldn't appear back in time to kill yourself, so you'd have to wait until after you said you'd do it to successfully kill yourself, right? Wrong, you still wouldn't have done it, so history resets, and if you are one retarded motherfucker, you will try it again until you stop buttfucking your grandmother in her prime back in the 1940's
Adrian Shephard in Gearbox's 'Opposing Force', If you jumped into the Portal after Gordon, it would say subject terminated stating that the reason being was that you attempted to create a temporal paradox
by No clue January 21, 2008
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" You were talking to that girl a lot during the movie, you get her number?"
" No, she was just a temporary friend"
" No, she was just a temporary friend"
by CorruptDino February 24, 2018
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When you just feel like shit after realizing your life situation. This temporary depression will last for various amount of time depending on your case. Symptoms can include suicidal thoughts, light-headedness and headaches.
Ways to recover from temporary depression:
1. Look at your waifu or husbando
2. Remembering that depressed/ anti-social people need to stick together
Ways to recover from temporary depression:
1. Look at your waifu or husbando
2. Remembering that depressed/ anti-social people need to stick together
Dude: You good?
Other Dude: Yea, but I was just in temporary depression.
Dude: How did you get over it?
Other Dude: I just looked at my waifu. Damn she's hot.
Dude: Nice
Other Dude: Yea, but I was just in temporary depression.
Dude: How did you get over it?
Other Dude: I just looked at my waifu. Damn she's hot.
Dude: Nice
by HWAHman October 1, 2019
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Janet's blind date quickly left after she had a temporary insect insanity episode right as they were about to meet for the first time.
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(this is a temporary lie to buy time and throw the person off the trail of a birthday party.)
(this is a temporary lie to buy time and throw the person off the trail of a birthday party.)
by Jilina December 20, 2007
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One man, out of assumably four or five others, who serves one or more needs for a girl, but holds no official boyfriend status. Mostly due to the fact that the cumulative needs fulfilled by the others comprise what the total package, official boyfriend would.
A Temporary Boyfriend pursues this usually attractive girl in bliss of the presence of the others in her life. He will likely never reach official boyfriend status because the girl views him as a tool.
A temporary boyfriend, aka TB, is usually referred to as and associated by a number.
One man, out of assumably four or five others, who serves one or more needs for a girl, but holds no official boyfriend status. Mostly due to the fact that the cumulative needs fulfilled by the others comprise what the total package, official boyfriend would.
A Temporary Boyfriend pursues this usually attractive girl in bliss of the presence of the others in her life. He will likely never reach official boyfriend status because the girl views him as a tool.
A temporary boyfriend, aka TB, is usually referred to as and associated by a number.
Example One:
Norry: Did you have fun with TB#1 last night?
Diana: Actually, I went out with TB#3, I prefer partying with him because he's a big baller. TB#1 has been really needy lately and is pissed that I won't hook up with him.
Norry: Sounds like it's time that you start taking applications to replace him.
Diana: Word.
Example Two:
Diana: I was out with TB#2 last night when TB#1 and #5 showed up at the same bar!
Norry: Did you have fun with TB#1 last night?
Diana: Actually, I went out with TB#3, I prefer partying with him because he's a big baller. TB#1 has been really needy lately and is pissed that I won't hook up with him.
Norry: Sounds like it's time that you start taking applications to replace him.
Diana: Word.
Example Two:
Diana: I was out with TB#2 last night when TB#1 and #5 showed up at the same bar!
by DirtyDi November 19, 2004
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