Telecrastination

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

I telecrastinate to make the person on the other end of the line feel as tho they are interupting me.

by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

Telecharge

To download

"Dude, I'm gonna telecharge some pr0n."

by Soiled Undergarment October 15, 2003

telecrastinating

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

*phone rings twice*
"why aren't you picking up?!"
"I'm telecrastinating"

by jdawg840 April 22, 2009

Teleiah

A sweet girl who is beautiful, intelligent, smart, sneaky, and caring. She has the biggest heart for her family and friends. The type of girl who will give you a bunch of chances to show they care. She can eat too but that's a good thing so you got an eating buddy.

Teleiah is such an amazing person.

by BudKidKool May 19, 2020

Teleia

She's so funny and sexy she also has huge mommy milkers

Do you know Teleia? Instant nut.

by sgudfhjdojwdf September 14, 2021

Talecia

Talecia is a caring woman who loves everyone and everything. She will do anything for her childrens because as to her her childrens comes first, and she's also the best mom in the world.

Children: Hey mommy can you get me this dolly?
Talecia:Oh honey i dont have the money right now , but i will try.
Children: Thanks mom your the best mom in the whole world.

by JohannaSybron March 28, 2022

Telecrabscisty

A strong feeling of hatred to anyone who uses the words “ah funny” in a sentence.

Sandra shut the fuck up, you give me Telecrabscisty

by Fencewall the third December 9, 2022