An act of recreational fun where a person takes off their pants and underwear, does a handstand on a near-by wall and shits explosive diarrhea into the air, causing it to rain down one's body like a chocolate dessert fountain.
"Wow. That party last night was insane. Did you hear Travis got caught teffting in the bathroom?"
"What? Seriously?"
"Yep. Shit all over himself. It was amazing."
"What? Seriously?"
"Yep. Shit all over himself. It was amazing."
by NotSamButPaulInstead October 15, 2016
Get the Teffting mug.Toffee wrapper is another name for a foreskin usually a long one which hangs off the end of your cock when its limp and resembles the twisted ends you see on a toffee/sweet wrapper.This is an english phrase of olde.
i just pissed all over the toilet seat ,damn my long toffee wrapper i need to pull it back next time!
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An prestigious annual soccer tournament. It's is held in the town of Reuver which lies in The Netherlands. People from the whole region come to this tournament.
''Hey how was this years Ruivers Treffe?''
''It was great, though I was send of with a red card''
''Oh, Why?''
''Because I scolded at the referee''
''It was great, though I was send of with a red card''
''Oh, Why?''
''Because I scolded at the referee''
by DutchPascal April 17, 2009
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Jon Taffer and his Bar Rescue crew are going to try and rescue the Pink Toenail Cocktail Lounge tomorrow! Now THAT I've GOT to see!!! :-O
by Telephony April 26, 2015
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After eating the lobster feast, Linus found himself up all night with a severe case of the frothy tuffets.
by Reboba November 3, 2006
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Transitive Verb. Telfered, Telfering, Telfers
To break, destroy or render an object useless (Especially Electrical Equipment), by means known only to the destroyer, often without malice or the intention to do so.
Transitive Verb. Telfered, Telfering, Telfers
To break, destroy or render an object useless (Especially Electrical Equipment), by means known only to the destroyer, often without malice or the intention to do so.
He Telfered the laptop, so I threw it in the skip with the others.
A Electromagnetic Pulse Telfers all electrical equipment within its range.
A Electromagnetic Pulse Telfers all electrical equipment within its range.
by IT Dude February 13, 2006
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