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Teenie

A teenage girl who fantasizes excessively over a member of a band or film star/famous person in general.
In Teenie-Talk there are far too many abbrieviations and punctuations. Often letters are replaced by numbers, such as E being replaced by 3. Teenie-Talk damages computers.
May send death threats to the partner of the object of their desire.
May practice voodoo on dolls where the partner is represented by the doll.
Probably only knows one song from the band the person belongs to. I.E; If the teenie fantasizes about Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance), they might only know 'Welcome To The Black Parade', 'Famous Last Words' or 'I'm Not Okay (I Promise)'. They will definatlely not have heard of 'I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love'. They might have heard of Frank Iero, but may think his name is 'fRaNcIs LeErO' or something. They will definately not know who Ray Toro or Bob Bryar is.
Have been known to go to concerts and yell at Frank Iero 'I wanna have your babies! I wanna f*ck you!!'. No joke. Search 'Frank Iero during soundcheck' on youtube.
Generally, they annoy the hell out of real fans. If they are on message boards, they tend to get banned for breaking 128462174892164176 board rules, and then practise voodoo towards the admin people.

Also known as teenie-bobbers
Teenie: 0MfG g3r4lD wAyNe Is UbEr SeXy iM gOiNg To HaVe His BaYbEeS!!!11!!!!!oneoneone!!!!11

(overpunctuated sentences)

Fan: Shut the hell up.
by Kate O'Toole December 9, 2008
mugGet the Teeniemug.

teenie

A person, especially a girl, who gets undeserved attention from a band they 'like' only because of the members' looks. They usually dont even know more than 3 songs from the band's album.
That girl over there is such a teenie. She cant even spell the band's name.
by Maybell1ne October 11, 2005
mugGet the teeniemug.

Teenied

verb. (past tense)

To teenie: To act like a teenie. Most likely jumping up and down and squealing, often waving hands around. Can also involve hugging and/or dancing. Imagine a teenie being told their object of affection (famous person) is coming to their house. Yeah, like that.

Not only teenies can teenie. I, for one, have been getting very good at it. Also known as fangirling. See teenie and fangirl to understand the concept.

To teenie, to be teenying, to have teenied.
Someone told Keira that she won a competition to meet Daniel Radcliffe and she totally teenied at me!

Person 1: What's up with Nikki?
Person 2: She's going to see Fall Out Boy.
Person 3: Best to avoid her went she's teenying... Oh too late! *is teenied at*
by Lyddy =P December 9, 2008
mugGet the Teeniedmug.

Teenis

A "Teenis" is a tiny penis.
I asked her why her clit was so big and she told me it was her "teenis".
by JS Bach November 1, 2011
mugGet the Teenismug.

teenie

Some one who likes a band/actor etc only because they are good looking. They are hated by all grungers and townies and in my opinion are wannabe grungers.
I love Mest because Tony is soo cute, i have never listened 2 one of their songs before but i dont care!
by Amy/punk princess/NANG! December 29, 2003
mugGet the teeniemug.

Teenie

A Teenie is an obssesive girl (sometimes boy) ,usually a teenager, who like someone famous for their looks rather than talent.
They can been seen in places like buzznet, live journal etc.
Some DARING ones even write fanfiction... ¬.¬
They are most commonly kown for being rude, annoying, competitive and most of all...their lack knowledge for the english language.
zOMggg! j3r4ld wy i55 t0 lYK ttLY d13 fOR!!!
*dies*

stupid teenie...
by -xMEx- December 9, 2008
mugGet the Teeniemug.

Teeny

I do not like teenies. They think that they are cool because they listen to Good Charlotte and people like that. This makes most people think that anyone who listens to GoodCharlotte is a teeny. This however is not true. I am a true GoodCharlotte fan and I hate that teenies spoil GC's repretation. I owe my life to Good Charlotte as they convinced me not to commit suicide. I am glad that I am here today to defend their reputation from teenies. Please do not think that Good Charlotte is a teeny band that encourages teenyboppers, this is not true, they are wonderful people who are being given a bad reputation because of all the teenies out there.
"she likes GoodCharlotte, she must be a teeny!
-this is WRONG

"She likes GoodCharlotte just because of their looks and popularity, she must be a teenie"
-this is TRUE

Make sure that you can tell the difference between a teeny and a tue fan.

Thnx
by I owe my life to GoodCharlotte December 14, 2004
mugGet the Teenymug.

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