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Smells Like Teen Spirit 

The most overrated song that has been #1 for almost a decade, always beating out the superior Michael Jackson's Thriller video. Sung by Kurt Cobain, commonly referred to by degenerate youth as "God".
"Smells Like Teen Spirit sucks. Thriller is a better song, and a better music video. You know it, and I know it. So get over it."
-me
Smells Like Teen Spirit by Dave December 25, 2004

Teen-shaming

When your teenager acts extra cool while implying that you're old and lame.
"That's not even a word" she said walking sideways up the stairs, as she was totally teen-shaming me.
Teen-shaming by SteveXYZ December 10, 2017

Teen slang 

Shit that only teens and sometimes their parents will understand
Teenager: TBH, you suck
Yo mama: Hol up, is my 13yo already using teen slang?

Teen Sitcom 

The most boring, unfunny, and pointless excuse for a type of kids show that commonly centers around talentless teenagers, immature adults, and awkward scenarios. Despite its consistence for being a fad, television networks don't see it that way, thinking that it is the best idea for kids to watch, so they constantly come up with these atrocious ideas. Probably, the worst examples include iCarly, Hannah Montana, Big Time Rush, Victorious, Supah Ninjas, Jersey Shore, Naked Brothers Band, and what else is there??? What happened to cartoons? Especially the hand-drawn ones? Bring those back!
{Somewhere at a media company headquarters}

- CEO: "What can I do for you?"
- 13 year old girl: "OMG I have like an idea for a TV show! This one's is about these totally hawt guys forming a band and like try to pick up chicks and stuff LOL!"
- CEO: "Hmm. A good idea! It will sure be a hit! Teen sitcoms are now going to be the new kids culture!"
Teen Sitcom by LeTomTornados October 22, 2011